
Volume 9, Issue 11
(Web Edition)
November
2006

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
First
Place
Thanksgiving SASS Shoot
November
2006
Notes from the President!
The
day's shoot was discussed and it was determined everyone seemed to have a good
time and had plenty to eat! Since
this was our 3rd Annual event, there was a lot of discussion about making this
our premier shoot for the year and everyone agreed!
Next we discussed the Christmas Shoot and PARTY!
The shoot will be on the second Saturday, 9 December, at our regular
time. We will have a 3-stage shoot
and all shooters are invited to this free shoot.
Immediately after the shoot we will go to the Graysville Methodist Church
for our annual Christmas party. Everyone
is reminded to bring a covered
dish and a $15 unwrapped gift for our gift swap.
Door prizes were discussed.
A few people had contacted businesses and enterprises, but not many had
been collected to this point. Everyone
needs to see if they can help with Door Prizes.
If you plan on attending the shoot and the party, please bring a change
of footwear. No muddy boots will be allowed, so please be prepared to
either change shoes or go in your stocking feet.
We will also be taking up $$Donation$$
for
the use of the hall, which will be given to the church.
We received no nominations for new officers in 2007.
Having no nominations for new officer, old officers will continue in
their current roles, but the President will contact each of the officers not
present to make sure they are willing to fill their roles.
So, unless you hear otherwise, the officers for 2007 will be; President -
Cherokee Maddog; Vice-President - Cruel Hand Luke; Executive Officer - Josey
Buckhorn; Secretary - Angie Oakley; Treasurer – Sundance; Range Marshal - Doc
Harleyday; Territorial Governor and Webslinger- Double Barrel; Newsletter –
Ms. Dixie Ree.
There was a discussion about making the club a LLC, or Incorporating, both
for fund-raising potential, but to better protect the officers of the club.
A separate meeting will be set up to discuss the pros and cons of each
and present to the club for their input.
Your President,
Cherokee Maddog
Notes from your Secretary!
It
sure was wonderful seeing everyone again at the Thanksgiving shoot, and the
atmosphere of the whole day was just perfect.
Between stuffing chickens in coffins and watching Oracle ride that wild
bronc, we were able to hear wonderful music in the background.
What a wonderful way to end the day with all our friends and family
together at the giant plank table enjoying our now famous Marauder mealtime.
Food, fun and fellowship, that's what makes what we have as a club so
special and I'm honored to be listed among you.
I've
been trying to think of the best suited way to write the compliments for the
meal. In fact, I've been thinking on
that all morning. I can't seem to
come up with any words as spectacular as the food was.
"It was great, it was good," that just doesn't cut it.
I think the best way to describe the Thanksgiving FEAST that we enjoyed
Saturday would be to say, "If Miss Dixie opened a restaurant, there'd be a
line stretched all the way to
Texas
of people
waiting to be seated." Then
I got to thinking,
Texas
isn't far
enough.
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* * *
A BIG, GIANT, STUPENDIOUS THANKY
PARDS!
goes out to Southwind
for the wonderful live
Bluegrass
performance
and Coffee Joe
for the awesome coffee and tea selections and for the music during the shoot.
(ps. Angie says a special thanks for the green tea);
Josey Buckhorn and Doc Harleyday for
building the amazing Marauder-sized tables upon which we feasted and the rest of
the Pards
who made the event possible; and of course, Miss Dixie and assistants for the
amazing Thanksgiving feast!
Onto new business.
I will be in charge of the food list again this year for the Christmas
Party. Call me, fax me, write me
ASAP and let me know what you will bring. I
can't tell you how much to bring until I know how many to expect.
Please call in as soon as humanly possible.
My contact information, including phone and email are listed on the cover
page of the newsletter. 423-332-0689
is my home, 423-443-9358 my cell, and you can email me at angieoakley@bellsouth.net.
If you leave a message, speak slowly and clearly as my machine isn't
great. Leave your name and your
alias cause that's how I know you! :-)
As officers are rolling around for 2007, I'm pleased and honored to
continue being your TMM Secretary for 2007.
Giving
thanks for all the blessings of 2006, best wishes for the approaching 2007!
Your Secretary,
Angie Oakley
Old News:
- Membership Fee
Revision
– There was a discussion and then a motion to pro-rate our membership
fees. When memberships are paid
on July 1 a 50% discount will go into effect with $2.00 off per month after
that with a minimum membership fee of $10.00.
The motion was passed.
- Juniors and Buckaroos
– It was voted upon and passed that Junior shooters would shoot for $5.00
and Buckaroos would shoot for free, but must be accompanied by a paying
parent.
- Black Powder Night
Shoot
– There was a lot of enthusiasm about a black powder night shoot of either
one or two stages lighted by kerosene lamps and campfires.
- Cops Versus Cowboys
Fundraiser Shoot
–
Lot
of
discussion about how we can set up a fundraiser shoot between law
enforcement and the cowboys. Oracle
and Cherokee Maddog said they would put their heads together and see what
they could come up with.
- Hot Weather Shoots
-There was a discussion about shortening the hot weather shoots (June, July,
and August) to four stages. It
was decided we would write and set up for no more than five stages, but if
the weather forecast calls for temperatures above 90 degrees, the shoot will
be shortened to three or four stages, depending upon the heat index.
- TMM Officers
- Short discussion about protecting the club and officers by either
incorporating the club or at least an LLC.
It was decided we would investigate what it would take to make this
happen. Cherokee Maddog and
Oracle will investigate and report back at next meeting.
100 AND 200
YARD SHOOTS !
Mystery Dog Ranch will be
sponsoring the 200 yard Buffalo Shoot again with a Trophy Buckle awarded to the
winner; and this year we have added another buckle for the 100 yard shoot!
Ladies!!!!. The buckles will
be awarded next June 2007, so get in line and try your luck – or expertise -
at these skilled events! Ohio Kid
will have to wait till next year (2007-2008) to get in on the competition again
since he was this year’s winner!
Sorry Kid!
Cherokee
Maddog SASS Life 48430
Volume
9 – Dateline 18 November
Well, as I climbed down from the saddle early Saturday morning at Mystery
Dog Ranch, several of them Tennessee Mountain Marauders was already up and
about. The air was cold and you
could see your breath as the sun started up in the East, but the sky was that
pale blue color that tells you its going to be a great day.
A warm campfire was a blazin’ and as cow folk from other spreads
started showin up, a new pot of coffee was put on.
They rode in from all over fer the event.
There was a bunch from them Ocoee Rangers from out
Cleveland
way, and
some from the Smokey Mountain Shootists, up
Knoxville
way.
We had some riders come in from
Georgia
,
Alabama
,
Kentucky
and
North
Carolina
.
Cowboys and cowgirls know a good thing when they hear about it and never
pass up an opportunity to posse up, cowboy up, and then sit down to vittles.
Things started off peaceful enough with a lot of socializin’ as the sun
got a little higher in the sky. Then
we was all gathered up fer a prayer and the statein’ of the pledge.
We then talked about not shootin’ each other, or ourselves, while we
was a possed up with each other and then they divided us up to head off to
different parts of the ranch and the town of
Homestead
.
The story gets a little complicated from here.
We learned that a renegade chicken rustlers from
Knoxville
, led by
that ner-do-well
Tombstone
, was a
eyeballin’ our chickens. Knowin’
that
Tombstone
bunch will
do just about anything to get their hands on chickens made us decide we needed
to hide ours and the only thing we had to hide them in was an empty casket.
Well we was just a goin’ to hide the chickens, when guess who shows up
and us with chicken in hand. It is a
little hazy after that. We was
grabbin’ chickens and stickin’ ‘em in the casket, then a shootin’ and
grabbin’ chickens and stickin’ ‘em the casket and shootin’.
This went on until that entire bunch was gone and all of our chickens
were safe. I will have to say some
of them cowboys made them chickens feel safer than others.
Next we had to do some ridin’ fer the Pony Express.
Wouldn’t you know it, but we was selected to ride a two week railroad
payroll into the town of
Homestead
.
Just as we rode into town, Owlhoot Hardin and his gang decided they
wanted the loot and it was up to us to save the day.
We rode our horses from place to place, dismounting, shootin’, grabbin’
new mounts and riding on. We were
pretty pleased with ourselves when we got them saddlebags all the way to the
other side of town.
Then they took us on a turkey huntin’ with their trusty Indian scout
Makes Wind While Walking, also known as Oracle.
We came across the biggest turkey anyone had ever seen, but just as we
was drawin’ a bead on the critter, Nubby Sawyer and his bunch showed up and
said he seen it first. Well some
words was exchanged and the next thing you know, lead was a flyin’ everywhere.
When the smoke cleared, Nubby was gone, we was out of ammunition and that
big ol’ turkey was still there. We
grabbed up ol’ Makes Wind’s bow and arrows and let fly to make sure we had
turkey for dinner.
Finally, we headed on out to the edge of town where we was to have our big
Thanksgivin’ dinner. We had
already started the cookin’ fire when a bunch of reservation jumpin’ injuns
showed up lookin’ to spoil our fun. Some
of them were a tryin’ to use the fire and smoke for cover, but we gave them
some lead appetizers and they decided they weren’t near as hungry as they
thought they was. Once we run them
off, got the fire goin’ again, and had a little time to socialize before it
was time to sit down to eat.
And eat we did.
Turkey
, pork,
mashed taters, gravy, greens, pies, beans, eggs, pickles, and every other type
of dish you could ask for. Cowboys
and cowgirls was a leavin’ the servin’ table with plates overflowin’.
Then it got right quiet and a bluegrass band kicked in while we was a
eatin’. Then there was some moanin’
and groanin’ as belts was loosened up and corsets unstrung.
Miss Dixie Ree and Shawnee Lee certainly outdid themselves with the
vittles. A couple of cowboys got in
trouble where they mentioned it was better than what they got a home.
It was a spectacular day, we had plenty of old friends ride in from all
over, and the food was absolutely superb. I
want to thank the Tennessee Mountain Marauders that worked so hard to make
everyone feel welcome and the Mystery Dog Ranch for allowin’ us to have so
many riders over at one time fer a little get together.
Finally, I want to send a special thanks to Miss Dixie Ree for all the
excellent food and Shawnee Lee for all his help to the Tennessee Mountain
Marauders to have another successful Thanksgiving shoot.
My
name is already on the list for next year!
NEXT SHOOT – The
Tennessee
Mountain
Marauders invite you to join them every THIRD SATURDAY – EXCEPT DECEMBER, at
the Mystery Dog Ranch for fun, fellowship, and a daisy of a cowboy shoot!
The next shoot will be
DECEMBER 9, 2006
with
registration, buffalo shoot and coffee from
8:00
to
9:00
and the safety meeting following.
If you need directions to the shoot and ranch check out the MDR website -
www.mysterydogranch.com
See
ya there!
A Cowboy's Christmas
Prayer
I ain't much good at prayin',
and You may not know me, Lord --
For I ain't much seen in churches,
where they preach Thy Holy Word.
But you may have observed me
out here on the lonely plains,
A-lookin' after cattle,
feelin' thankful when it rains.
Admirin' Thy great handiwork.
the miracle of the grass,
Aware of Thy kind Spirit,
in the way it comes to pass
That hired men on horseback
and the livestock that we tend
Can look up at the stars at night,
and know we've got a Friend.
So here's ol' Christmas comin' on,
remindin' us again
Of Him whose coming brought good will
into the hearts of men.
A cowboy ain't a preacher, Lord,
but if You'll hear my prayer,
I'll ask as good as we have got
for all men everywhere.
Don't let no hearts be bitter, Lord.
Don't let no child be cold.
Make easy the beds for them that's sick
and them that's weak and old.
Let kindness bless the trail we ride,
no matter what we're after,
And sorter keep us on Your side,
in tears as well as laughter.
I've seen ol' cows a-starvin' -
and it ain't no happy sight;
Please don't leave no one hungry, Lord,
on Thy Good Christmas Night --
No man, no child, no woman,
and no critter on four feet
I'll do my doggone best
to help you find 'em chuck to eat.
I'm just a sinful cowpoke, Lord --
ain't got no business prayin'
But still I hope you'll ketch a word
or two, of what I'm sayin':
We speak of Merry Christmas, Lord--
I reckon You'll agree --
There ain't no Merry Christmas
for nobody that ain't free!
So one thing more I ask You,
Lord: just help us what You can
To save some seeds of freedom
for the future Sons of Man!
S. Omar Barker; reprinted with permission from Cowboy
Miner Productions